i've finally figured out my problem with women. the capybara is the largest member of the rodent family. what does that have to do with me and women? nothing. it was a desperate attempt to introduce an alternate topic of conversation. my problem is, i don't project confidence. so i decided that the next time i meet a woman i think is attractive, rather than holding back and being cautious, i'm going to assume the mantle of self-assurance. oh, yeah? what does that look like? hi. i'm leonard. and you are beautiful. you pop, sparkle and buzz electric. i'm going to pick you up at 8:00, show you a night you will never forget. where are we going? good news. i made it onto the team for the new defense department laser-equipped surveillance satellite. excuse me.